There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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