Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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