People in love make me want to vomit
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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