Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I party with great urgency now.
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