ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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You. Win. At. Life.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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