i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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