I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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