playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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