Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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