shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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