are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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