took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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Do I have a choice?
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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