Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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