I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think i have two assholes
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The adults are the big ones right?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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