well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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