I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Me. At least after what I've been through.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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