yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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