we made out on top of his cat.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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