their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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