That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why didn't you poke me back
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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