I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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