I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I think i got beer on your cat.
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