So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
