i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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