So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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