He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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