There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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