By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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