fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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