In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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