dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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