HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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