Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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