I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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