Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I currently don't understand fingers.
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