It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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