if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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