are you still at the devil's house?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
