I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
