dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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