Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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