You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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