I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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