I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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