dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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