How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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