i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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