yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
This is classic penis vs brain.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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