So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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