It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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