So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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