The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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