okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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