Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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