; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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