i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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