38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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