Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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