Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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