all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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